eisenberg glow in the dark fanny pack

eisenberg glow in the dark fanny pack
glow

no fanny pack jokes here. we don't have time (there's too many). see that off-white part on the front? that's glow-in-the-dark FABRIC. THE FABRIC ITSELF GLOWS. like its radioactive. it's not, so don't be worried about it being next to your junk. and by junk, toddland means all the stuff you put in your fanny pack. like your manhood. guess there was time for a fanny pack joke.

adjustable straps. zipper pocket. hot pink embroidered logo on front. ships with glow in the dark fabric explanation hangtag. this thing is awesome.